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vernalized: notxam: shortformblog: Awesome: Obama writes absence note for fifth-grader Missing school to see the president? Be sure you get one of these. Ryan Sullivan, an employee at a Honeywell plant in Minnesota, got the chance to introduce Barack Obama Friday, which led to his fifth-grade son, Tyler, missing school. Fortunately, Barack came though with this. Awesome. (thanks HyperVocal, which is also on Tumblr) I think I’m in love with the President. me too
girl:i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:i know
girl:i love you
boyfriend:i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl:where is my boyfriend
dad:who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:what
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.
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FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
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moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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fuck.